Wakey wakey northern hemHad your brekkie yet?I’ve just finished SaturdayAll sun no did wet He’s mad….
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Poet Don and Class Celebrate Yodel For Your Neighbour Day 30 January (and a special letter they have written to Mr Bogdan)
Can any of you yodel? Billy? Anyone?…. Yes Billy?….. My daddy yodels to bring the cows in….. Perhaps we could invite him in to show the class?…… (nodding all round….) But not to bring the cows with him…. (murmering and shaking of heads….) Today, children all around the world are yodelling for their neighbours…. IContinue reading “Poet Don and Class Celebrate Yodel For Your Neighbour Day 30 January (and a special letter they have written to Mr Bogdan)”
The Noaa-N Prime Satellite Drop
Year: 2003Location: Sunnyvale, CaliforniaCompany: Lockheed Martin Space SystemsEstimated Damage Value: $135 million* Satellites might look like big, inelegant hunks of metal, but they’re complex pieces of machinery that take a ton of money and expertise to make. So, when one gets knocked over, it’s not a case of simply sticking it back together with glue. Back inContinue reading “The Noaa-N Prime Satellite Drop”
Two Distinct Groups
The world is dividedInto two distinct groupsThose with resourcesAnd those without A recipe for economicAnd humanitarian disaster Don MatthewsMay 2021
Yellow Digger Stuck at the Shore
Year: 2019Location: Auckland Beach, New ZealandCompany: Little Shoal Bay Boating ClubEstimated Damage Value: $50,000* If there’s one thing most of us know, it’s that parking your car in a safe spot is an absolute necessity. You wouldn’t park a brand new Tesla on a beach, but someone thought it would be a wise idea to try their luck withContinue reading “Yellow Digger Stuck at the Shore”
The WP Board of Poetry Won’t Leave Me Alone. Buggers
The WordPress Board of Poetry sayI cannot say stiff shitIt lowers tone of WordPressLowers tone of it Stiff shit….. My drinking buddy Skip. For those who haven’t yet met Skip Don MatthewsMay 2021
They Impounded My Porsche. What?….
Wrapped up my Porsche in gold vinylDid it for show and a razzleCops took it from me , impoundedSaid it’s not safe, caused a dazzle What?….. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/driver-takes-rap-for-dazzling-gold-porsche-8mvnqjj8r Don MatthewsMay 2021
Doof Doof Doof
They come round my corner sound blastingBloody well raising the roofThe windows rattle out of their window framesSubwoofers belt out doof doof doof The occupants must be stone deaf….. Don’t get me started on car and motorbike exhausts…… Don MatthewsApril 2021
France’s Expensive Train Bungle
Year: 2014Location: FranceCompany: RFF gave the wrong dimensions to SNCFEstimated Damage Value: $68 million* Companies like American Airlines might be busy ruling the skies, but what about the rails? Railways and the Metro are heavily used in France, so when the train operator SNCF decided to invest in a new transportation project it seemed like a good idea atContinue reading “France’s Expensive Train Bungle”
China’s Solution to Cheating Hubbys
My husband is getting bit friskyThis slinky he’s found on a roamI’ve just popped a pill in his weetiesNo longer no slinky no roam Funny, I can’t seem to get it up anymore….. Newspaper article explains Don MatthewsMay 2021