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Where Did All the Playboy Bunnies Go?

When Hefner died where did allThe Playboy bunnies go?Scroll down to find the answer Then all of you will know Back to their burrows…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

It’s Coming Through the Window Jimmy. Stand Back

I got my trusty bowAnd trusty arrow tooI tied the drugs to arrowAnd into prison flew Jimmy waiting at window to collect – as prearranged…… He sent text saying shoot stuff through window far left …… Which I did…… Three people were arrested after allegedly attempting to shoot drugs into the prison with bow andContinue reading “It’s Coming Through the Window Jimmy. Stand Back”

The Little Stop Sign

I am a little stop signRooted to the groundWhy have I started rattling?What is that roaring sound?…. Shit!……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

We of the Council Roadworks

We of the Council RoadworksDo care for you who walkPlease read this sign real carefullyBefore cross road you walk….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Birthday Cake, Masks and Covid

I’ve just had my 50th birthdayBlown out all the candles on cakeCut cake into 50 small slicesPlease take off your masks and partake For he’s a jolly good…… Funny ? I’ve been tested positive ?……. So have I ?…….. And me ?…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Tender Called For Major Hospital Build in Adelaide

They’re wanting to build here a hospitalMust have built one somewhere beforeMust also have office in AdelaideMust have been 5 million, or more Don MatthewsAugust 2021

What?

I saw this in the playgroundThought and questioned, what!!?But kiddies seemed to like itSo I should question not…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Figure Skater

I am a figure skaterGoing round and roundMy skates are sharp as razor bladesGoing going down…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

My Sunday Write

My neurons are feeling bit sorryFor pulling the pin yesterdayThey said they’ll now give me some overtimeAnd do it without any pay Aren’t they nice?…… So what can do you today Don?Work us real hard (with no pay)Make lotsa neural connectionsLead us thy hallowed, thine way Shit, they’re getting religious. Time to stop……. Yesterday’s pin-pullingContinue reading “My Sunday Write”

For What We Are About To Receive

For what we are about to receivemay the Lord make us truly thankfulAmen Amen Don MatthewsAugust 2021