Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Romans, fellow countrymenHe’s got a crooked noseA sign he is a leaderHow ’bout that, there ya go’s Lead us oh great crooked-nose one……. SEQUERE ME, O CREDULUS UNUS What’s he say?…… Hang on, I’ll Google…… ‘Follow me oh gullible one’ he says…… SourceContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus”
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Jab Choices
To have or have not That is the question If you want it, then get it If you don’t, stay at home and watch a movie Simple
Nudes Painted White. Why?
Hundreds of modelsNude (painted white)Must have so formedAn interesting site Don MatthewsOctober 2021 https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2021/oct/18/spencer-tunick-hundreds-pose-nude-dead-sea-israel
Commenting on my Buddy’s Posts
I always make nice commentsOn posts (if good or not)It helps to boost his ego(Even if post’s rot) I’m pleased you enjoy my work…… Your’e welcome…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Somersault
Practising my somersaultsWaiting for the trainRepetition makes one betterI’ll do it once again…. Oh shit…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
I Live Down In Australia
I live down in AustraliaWhere girls display their bodCurvaceous and well-suntannedBy law, bikini shod Quick, book me a ticket…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Good Question Poet Critic by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa Maybe this ain’tAin’t poetryDidn’t write it for youJust wrote it for me Poet if you thinkIt ain’t poetryThen why did you post itOn website poetry? Good question criticWhy post it on here?It pulled my emotionsI ended in tears Critic?…… -DON MATTHEWS Don is an Australian writer…
Chocolate Boobs Scrapped
Junee Chocolate Factory, Junee New South Wales For 14 years we’ve madeChocolate ‘Bottle Boobs’Sold them all for charityRounded (not as cubes) Complaints our boobs (in chocolate)Reduce women to partsFor popping in one’s mouth for eating(Now gonna change to hearts….) The company has withdrawn the product and donated a portion of the profits to breast cancerContinue reading “Chocolate Boobs Scrapped”
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
They say money talks – but it usually goes without saying
Fandango Separated
Fandango separatedIs fan then dan then goLost all of their adhesive glueWhat a way to go…. (my drinking buddy Skip) Don MatthewsNovember 2021