Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Romans, fellow countrymenHe’s got a crooked noseA sign he is a leaderHow ’bout that, there ya go’s Lead us oh great crooked-nose one……. SEQUERE ME, O CREDULUS UNUS What’s he say?…… Hang on, I’ll Google…… ‘Follow me oh gullible one’ he says…… SourceContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus”

Good Question Poet Critic by Don Matthews

Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa Maybe this ain’tAin’t poetryDidn’t write it for youJust wrote it for me Poet if you thinkIt ain’t poetryThen why did you post itOn website poetry? Good question criticWhy post it on here?It pulled my emotionsI ended in tears Critic?…… -DON MATTHEWS Don is an Australian writer…

Chocolate Boobs Scrapped

Junee Chocolate Factory, Junee New South Wales For 14 years we’ve madeChocolate ‘Bottle Boobs’Sold them all for charityRounded (not as cubes) Complaints our boobs (in chocolate)Reduce women to partsFor popping in one’s mouth for eating(Now gonna change to hearts….) The company has withdrawn the product and donated a portion of the profits to breast cancerContinue reading “Chocolate Boobs Scrapped”