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Poetry and Me by Don Matthews

Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa Poetry to me’s About pulling emotions Sad, happy, angry Concocting life potions Sometimes the potion’s Concocted with sad Draws at the heartstrings (We’re not all iron-clad) Sometimes the potion’s Concocted with fun Blues and dark shadows Get scared off, and run Then there’s the potion That…

Activists in Adelaide

I am an Adelaide activistOn road myself have gluedBrought peak hour traffic to standstillCos just was in the mood Glued down for me grandkidsGlued for Mother EarthGlued down for humanityGlued down for wot it’s worth Help!….I need the loo officer Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Stan Gets an Unusual Toilet Installation Request

I had to shop around a lot(Not the usual lid)But she was paying lots of cashSo I did what she bid…. She says go use your own Stan says…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Any Ideas?

Does anyone know what’s going on here?I’m lost I see someone running away on the leftBurgler? Don MatthewsDecember 2021 Fandango…I’m relying on your knowledge of all things mysterious here?

Greed Rules the World – I Guess

We’re always reading about climate changeBut we still keep digging up coalFor sale around the world I guess digging up coal is profit makingSo that won’t stop till the world ends And by all accounts that won’t be too long I guess greed rules the worldAnd that will never change Don Matthews November 2019

2002 Singapore Million Dollar Duck Race

I was a rubber duckyCompeting in this raceHad practised hard for agesIn bath, to up my pace I came 100th…… 1000’s of ducks got in my way…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/2509455.stm

Despite the Time and Effort

I write a lot of twaddleI write a lot of rhymeDespite the time and effortI haven’t made a dime Don MatthewsNovember 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

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Sir Les Patterson on Joan Collins

Be broadminded Les Paterson aka Barry Humphrys Sir Les is from AustraliaKnighted, rough, and readyHe mixes with celebritiesAnd all stuff that is heady He had a poor upbringingManners suffered soBorn with teeth not quite in placeHis spit was forced to show Despite all of his problemsHe has a heart of goldBut tends to leave hisContinue reading “Sir Les Patterson on Joan Collins”