Was sitting comfy in my chairWatching televisionWhen suddenly I heard a crackThought I, in street, collision? Golly gosh…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
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Out of Balance
I feel bit out of balanceBottom compared to my topThe balance it pivots at presentAt middle, where balance does stop…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Pizza Cutter
Just bought myself a cutterHope it’s nice and sharp…. No probs…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Different Kind of Gate
In China (Erenhot) isA different kind of gateUnusual, unexpectedStrange at any rate…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Scarecrow
My scarecrow’s turned out uselessHas given up its scareSo decked it out in new clothesBirds now won’t even dare…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
My Mother Took My Medals
My mother took my medalsThe Yorkers want me strippedOf title (9 in 10) they doMy wings are being clipped They say my title’s untenableI’ve got York in the pooMy contact with this town must endWhat am I gonna do? Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Tumeric Smoothie
Was making up a smoothie(Happy singing song)When had a little problemDunno what went wrong?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
ATM
I haven’t got my plastic backCome on ATMWhat’s that you’re saying on the screen?Shit!…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Hard to Bear
Why are all my teddies notArranged as I did sayOrder Hippo, Panther, PrinceOn my bed to lay? There’s a new Maid in Training…….Don’t spit your dummy again dear……Aww mummy…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Pavement Art
This pavement art looks interestingClever is this girlI’ll just go look more closely…………………..shit! Does anyone know what’s going on here?I’m baffled. Setup? Faked ? Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 