I specialize in puttingTaps in awkward placesMake them easy to accessIn all the tightest spaces…. Call Stan the tight tap specialist…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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Disabled Toilet
We need to decorate theDisabled toilet stallBrighten up the usersDecorate the wall…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Third Floor
We are an arts companyOn the third floorJust down the corridorLeft, the third door…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Ho Insurance
This asset is quite valuableI must protect it soHave taken out insuranceOrganized, all go…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Shoes
I saw them in the shoe shopPaid a heap of cashGot them home, discoveredWith all my clothes they clash…. Bother…….but I do love them Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Allen Key
Went and bought an AllenKey (needed for bike)Found just what I wantedFitted slot just right…. Needed for ebikes too Fan. Enquire at nearest Allen Key shop …… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Eels
We bought some eels for dinnerThrew them on the wokSurprised at their reaction Left us both in shock…. Did we do something wrong dear?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Honky Tonk Women’ (Rolling Stones) Brothers Comatose ft. Rainbow Girls
In this song, Mick Jagger sings about having a go with two different honky tonk women. The first is a “gin-soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis” – likely a prostitue. The second is a “divorcée in New York City.” Like many Rolling Stones songs, it has highly suggestive lyrics, but they are just subtle enough toContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Honky Tonk Women’ (Rolling Stones) Brothers Comatose ft. Rainbow Girls”
Stan Does Another Advertising Job
The 9 store they wanted a front signI thought yep, I’ll give this a whirlI know exactly where I can place itComplete with an 9-loving girl…. Problem boss?……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Sweater
I bought myself a sweaterSweater which I worePeople kept on staringWhat they staring for?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 