Been to the supermarketWent to buy some snowPaid for it at the checkoutPut it on the car…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
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Important Information
Important informationMe it did surpriseRelating to conceptionAnd my baby eyes…. Well I’ll be…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Inside every old personis a young personwondering what happenedddle age
Priscilla Gets Confused
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Priscilla can be stupid(Perhaps it’s in her genes)She’s just done something stupidSomething I’ve just seen…. Dog thinks stupid cat…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Motel Stop
My wife and I been drivingHard throughout the dayWe need a place to overnightStop, a place to stay…. Look dear the owner has come out to welcome us. How nice…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Does a Quick-Fix Job
Was driving in my carWhen heard a sudden tinkleWondered what it could beThat goes tinkle tinkle…. Did a quick-fix job. Sorted…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Hunk-Man
I am a pure-bred hunk-manThe chicks all think I’m radI use this stuff to give meAn under-smell of bad…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Enjoying the Moment
Phones have taken overHave to get the picHundreds I must captureToo many for to pick…. The way we use modern technologywe have a lot to answer for…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Walking the Poodle
I’m taking my pet poodleFor her daily walkNo-one pays attentionNo-one stops to talk Other dogs aren’t interestedThink she’s bit aloofNot even worth a sniff or twoNot even worth a woof…. No-one realizesWhat a gem she isUrineless and pooplessNowhere leaves her biz Say hello to the people…… rattle rattle…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Manages the Council Sign Dept
Important that I let knowDrivers ’bout their signIf I don’t they will get stressedAt where has gone? their sign?…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 