When at universityI learnt how things to fixWhen things now need maintainingI straightaway do fix…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
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Please Do Not Desert Me
You were very usefulHelping us acrossNo longer do we need youDon’t care, don’t give a toss…. I wonder if they came back?…… Don MatthewsApril2022
Stan Does His Best
They didn’t have much roomIn which to put the looThey said do what you can StanDid best that I could do…. I selected special tiles. Makes it look more roomy…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
I am a Little Duck
I am a little duckThey left me in the carThe temperature got hotAnd now I’m like I are…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Advises on the Bathroom
Knowing Stan’s an expertIn bathrooms short of spaceWe asked for his assistanceFoer one with ensuite, grace…. And you’ve used pink. Our favourite colour…… Roll out of bed into bath. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Demonstrates a Useful Skill
I went to universityLearnt this useful skillNow I’m gonna demonstrateDemonstrate I will…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Feed Time
I like what you’re feedingI like what I seeThere’s more at the tableWhat about me?…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
I’m Going To Take Up On This
No experience neededSo the notice saysYes I need new challengeSo the notice says…. honk honk…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Daddy Feed Me Please
Daddy can you feed meFood upon the spoonI will line me mouth upDaddy it’s full moon…. Oh?… So it is son Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Solves a Pole Problem
The pole was in the wayWe couldn’t take it outAn easy solution Stan did findHe found an easy route…. Good onya Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 