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Just Because I Like It

TALL POPPIES The work of Pawel Kuczynski, polish artist, satirist and philosopher. He paints and draws satirical illustrations that deal with social, cultural and political issues of modern day.  Common subjects of Pawel’s illustration are social media, the Internet, mobile phones and addiction to mobile devices, and books/writing vs. electronic media

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 15, 2022Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Just Because I Like It

Donald to Donald

I tweeted my namesakeIn USAHe tweeted me backSaid hi’ya g’day Gosh……… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Donald to Donald

I Wanna Demon Possess

I wanna demon sessionLeaves me feeling greatCan’t get ’nuff of demonsDemons no can wait…. I gotta have one……. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inUncategorized5 Comments on I Wanna Demon Possess

Feminine Hygiene

I hope you’re not causing embarrassmentNeglecting you’re (gosh) you know what?It does cause some problems if you areYou gotta look after what you got…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Feminine Hygiene

Daddy’s Got a Surprise

My daddy’s tucking up inHis hand (surprise for me)He throws it (poof!) poof! somewhere, where?Well I’ll be bugger me…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Daddy’s Got a Surprise

Gym Workout

Been running on the gym machineDon’t think I’ll do no moreWhat different can I do now?Yep, press-ups on floor…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 13, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Gym Workout

Fish

Here fishy fishyI’ve got a bite for youI’m waiting here real patientlyWaiting here for you…. Daaaddy!…… Jeez son…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 13, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Fish

They’re Out to Get Me

Why can’t I beLike other blokesRetire in peace/comfortSipping rum/coke? With my Melania on the pool…. You’re looking sweeet my love…… Why thankyou Donald…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 13, 2022Posted inUncategorized7 Comments on They’re Out to Get Me

Alligator Sign

Had a lotta practiceKnow just what to doFollow sign directionChoogaloogaloo…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 12, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Alligator Sign

Stan Solves a Tap Problem

Stan is a man of many talents. He excels in the plumbing fieldWe at FCS are honoured to be associated with him Some people get bit mixed upThey’re not sure what to doTo help them with their problemI did this in the loo….. Thankyou very much Stan. We were so confused before…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 12, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:stan, urinal3 Comments on Stan Solves a Tap Problem

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