Collected all the peopleCollected all the chairsOne thing haven’t quite decidedWhere we’re going, where?…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
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Just Because I Like It
Cute/Mute
I am a little catSitting, looking cuteI cannot tell you how I feelBecause the sound is mute…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Johnny Biker
Mummy gave me present(Johnny is his name)I play with Johnny every dayPlay our biker game…. Mummy, what’s that thing between Johnny’s legs?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Emily Nassbaum
“I wish people would give mespoilers on my own life” Emily NassbaumUS TV critic
Stan. Specialist in Throne Toilets
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are proud to be associated with him We wanted something regalTo sit on in the looWe called on Stan the expert(Said yes, I’ll do bath too)…. Oh Stan, we love it…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Angle-Grinder Me
As long as danger alwaysFaces ‘way from meI don’t need no protectionAngle-grinder me…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
She Needs To Know Her Place
It’s nice to have a girl aroundBut needs to know her placeShe needs to know who wears the pantsShe needs to know her place…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Toilet in the Middle
On our toilet mummyLucy we could seeJohnny in a hurryThen jumped on for pee…. We clapped all of them mummy…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Upgrade
Our waiting room’s upgradedLovely padded chairsWaiting’s now in comfortCandle fills the air…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022