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Feminine Hygiene

I hope you’re not causing embarrassmentNeglecting you’re (gosh) you know what?It does cause some problems if you areYou gotta look after what you got…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Feminine Hygiene

Daddy’s Got a Surprise

My daddy’s tucking up inHis hand (surprise for me)He throws it (poof!) poof! somewhere, where?Well I’ll be bugger me…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Daddy’s Got a Surprise

Gym Workout

Been running on the gym machineDon’t think I’ll do no moreWhat different can I do now?Yep, press-ups on floor…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 13, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Gym Workout

Fish

Here fishy fishyI’ve got a bite for youI’m waiting here real patientlyWaiting here for you…. Daaaddy!…… Jeez son…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 13, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Fish

They’re Out to Get Me

Why can’t I beLike other blokesRetire in peace/comfortSipping rum/coke? With my Melania on the pool…. You’re looking sweeet my love…… Why thankyou Donald…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 13, 2022Posted inUncategorized7 Comments on They’re Out to Get Me

Alligator Sign

Had a lotta practiceKnow just what to doFollow sign directionChoogaloogaloo…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 12, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Alligator Sign

Stan Solves a Tap Problem

Stan is a man of many talents. He excels in the plumbing fieldWe at FCS are honoured to be associated with him Some people get bit mixed upThey’re not sure what to doTo help them with their problemI did this in the loo….. Thankyou very much Stan. We were so confused before…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 12, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:stan, urinal3 Comments on Stan Solves a Tap Problem

FCS (a magnet)

FCS (a magnet)Some people it attractsRuns on humour/sillinessAlso WordPress backed DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 12, 2022August 12, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on FCS (a magnet)

Conversation with Local In-House Spide

Had an interesting convoWith local in-house spideWe often do this regularlyWhen he comes out of hide…. me: how do I know it’s a he?…… hairy legs…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 11, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Conversation with Local In-House Spide

Gadget

Bought this useful gadgetFrom the local storeSaid it works real perfectlySo went back bought four more…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 11, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Gadget

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