What is going on here?Why you peck peck peck?What you think you’re doing?Jeez’s what the feck…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022
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Our Baby Likes His Walkies
Our baby likes his walkiesGets out and sees the sightsHe knows that it’s importantTo hang on good and tight…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022
Just Because I Like It
Stan Drives the Green Line Bus
Now working for the Green LineCompany of busThey gave me special route to driveThey said will cause no fuss…. What did I do wrong?……. All passengers were able to disembark safely……. Safety first is my motto…… Don MatthewswJuly 2022
We Got a Toilet Problem
Our toilet’s got a problem(Was installed by Stan)When we push the buttonIt seems to over-ran…. Stan says it seems to be saying something…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022
It’s Only a Matter of Time Boris
Boris we implore youBoris will you quitWith you as our leaderThings are turning shit “F—-k that” (his words) Don MatthewsJuly 2022
What Was That?
I’ve stopped here in my red carWatching who goes byHappy little driversDrivers passing by…. Shit! what was that daddy?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022
Just Because I Like It
Stan Berths a Liner
Lots of practice have I hadBerthing liners fineJust keep your hands upon the wheelAnd she’ll be apples, fine…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022
They Like Me
They put me pride of place inMuseum, for all to seeAdmirers flock and fall inFall in love with me…. I’m next to David…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 