I used to buy my petrolAt any place I stopI now have changed my shoppingI always stop here now…. Kitty always comes out to serve me…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
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Death Certificate
I’ve found an easy wayEasy when I dieTo fill out all the paperworkWhen in my bed I lie…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Minister of Sport and Fitness
I do have an importantMentor role to playAs Minister of Fitness/SportI exercise each day…. Yes, a fit and healthy body is important for our youth…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Upmarket City Tours
I tour the usual circuitAround the city mileFor extra I provide champagneAnd tour you round in style…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
I’ve Lost My Apple Mummy
Was eating apple mummyIt’s gone, just disappearedWhich does seem rather funnyIt is all rather weird…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Searching for Mars
When searching for Mars in your telescopeA special uniform does work bestThe Martians appreciate this attentionJust look in a sky lunar west…. With luck they’ll wave back at you…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
World Naked Gardening Day May 7
I joined with people round the worldDangling in the daisiesBum exposed to butterfliesFrolicking with Mazie I look forward to next May 7…… Don MatthewsMay 7 2022
Fashion – Forward Kodi
Kodi Smit-McPhee you seeOn the carpet red is heFashion-forward leather glovesKodi Kodi we luv thee…. Gloves like rubber variety for washing dishes…….. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan’s New Job in Charge of Signs
I’ve got myself a new jobCEO of SignsI know just what the job entailsEverything is fine…. I know what I’m on about……. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Hide the Evidence
Damn I’ve gone and spilt itOn my girlfriend’s bagQuick, remove the evidence…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
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