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Tooth Fairy

The Fairy of ToothMeans a great lotWhen teeth they decide toFall out of their slot…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 13, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, tooth fairy1 Comment on Tooth Fairy

Has Anyone Seen Larry?

Larry has gone missingI’m offering rewardDetails on the posterPlease help to spread the word…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 12, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:goldfish, humour, missing, poetry5 Comments on Has Anyone Seen Larry?

I’ve Lost My Teef Dear

I’ve lost my teef(The bottom ones dearThey cost me a fortuneMy mouth feels all bare I’ll go look dear…… Fankyou…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 12, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:false teeth, humour, lost, poetry4 Comments on I’ve Lost My Teef Dear

My Pet Zebra

I have a nice pet zebra whichIn my shed was bornGot too big for shed so now IKeep it on the lawn…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 12, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, zebra3 Comments on My Pet Zebra

Practising for King’s Visit

Let the flags go flyingNow salute the kingNeed to do more practisingRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 11, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:flags, humour, king, poetry5 Comments on Practising for King’s Visit

Leash

New leash on the marketOn dog I did tryWorried were neighboursDog/I wondered why?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 11, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, gun, humour, poetry6 Comments on Leash

Ram

It seemedLike funAt firstRe-run…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 11, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, ram5 Comments on Ram

Toilet

I’ve bought myself a newToilet so can seeWhat I’m doing looks correctAnd colour’s correct for pee… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, toilet2 Comments on Toilet

Our Dog is not Food Fussy

Our dog is not food fussyWe feed, he eats, no probShould you deliver parcelsOver fence, don’t lob…. Is this your dog Fan?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:destructive dog, dog, humour, poetry5 Comments on Our Dog is not Food Fussy

Careful Driver

I’m always very carefulWatching where I goTaking care to miss thingsMiss things as I go…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car crash, humour, poetry8 Comments on Careful Driver

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