Poet Don enlighten usRe your botted chairIn which you rest your weary botOf cheeks which you have pair? Yes my flock, I like you, have two…. But what of your chair?…. It accommodates both…. DM
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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Wally Whyton Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Wally was a singerAcoustic guitar playedLoved his dear old motherSang as cover made Production Notes Wally wanted is mum to recognise him Post Production Notes His mother was overjoyed to see her son’s record in all the record shops Wally sent usContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Wally Whyton Job”
Rock Show Dicker
I’m a rock show dickerHe’s a rock show dicker (backing vocals)I’m a rock dip-stickerYep a rock dip-sticker Dip-stick dip-stickYay yay yay I’m a rock show bonkerHe’s a rock show bonkerAnd a honk honk honkerYep, a honk honk honker If ya wanna see a rockerWith a flicky dicky flockerAnd a wonky wonky donkGive a honk honkContinue reading “Rock Show Dicker”
Androids
Androids dreamDream of DickThis here rhymeIs pretty thick Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Gap in Market
We saw a gap in marketOne to do with scentsProduced this range of productsFor ladies and for gents Don MatthewsDecember 2022
I Try
I’ve watched my mummy do thisShe does it with no tryI just can’t seem to get thereNo matter how I try Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Bali Frolics
Bali says I can’t no moreHave sex with anyoneI’ll get a wed certificateBlack market, sorted, done The cops would have to witness meGoing in and outSimple answer sorted (yep)Certificate whip out You’re OK sir Carry on…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Hello Dere
Hello dereDis is meHat on headDat is tree Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Oh Shit
Turning left around the cornerSuddenly he’s thereOut of con-trol adds to road tollScroll down for a scare Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The’I’m Going Home ‘ Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc These singers did love flowersAll shades of red and blueAnxious to go home they wereAnd watch to see them grew Production Notes An outside photoshoot Hair by Stans Hairdressing to the Stars Clothes Studio wardrobe. We thought pink becoming Post Production NotesContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The’I’m Going Home ‘ Job”
