Do you know where Blue is dear?It seems he’s disappearedHe’s in the next door’s paddock dearHe often goes in there…. Shit Blue…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022
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A Politician and an Honest Man
Look dear at this headstone“Here lies a politicianAnd an honest man ” he wasOn a truthful mission How economical a use of space dear,to bury two men in the same grave…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Elon
One minute a heroDespised in the nextOpener of hell-gatesWho will be fired next? Will he or won’t heTrump overturnThe ban that out-locked himOr will he return? Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Stan. Warehouse Worker
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I’ve done a lot ot trainingPerfecting this machinePassed (Grade 1) at trade schoolResults (scroll down) are seen…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Robbie Robot
I’m Robbie Robot (back again)Four legs I have (which bend)Wonders of technologyScientists to me send…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Kylie Mole
Actress Mary Fahey(Aka Kylie Mole)Little Aussie mischiefPerfect in the role G’day….. Must take the girl to the National Park. She likes native trees. Likes organisms too……
FCS, Gutters and Me
I’m not a stand-up comicSpewing gutter jokesPeople shrieking laughterGive us gutter more FCS is gutterlessBilly come on inFCS is family-Friendly, all do win The lowest I will stoop to is accepting Lexxie and Trixxie (hussy buddies) into our FCS fold. I’m hoping to raise them off the edge of the gutter Trixxie/Lexxie hussy budsI likeContinue reading “FCS, Gutters and Me”
Sheldon Riley
I am a Eurovision starBut did not win (why not?)I sang in all my gloryWhy not I win, why not? I am on stage at FestivalOf Feast (with all my trills)Will sing my little heart outHeart out will sing, I will Sheldon will be singing at the Adelaide Feast Festival next Saturday.He is looking forwardContinue reading “Sheldon Riley”
No-One to be Found
Once a place of grandeurPeople all aroundAbandoned, now forgottenNo-one to be found…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Cups
Saved up all my drink cupsPut them to good useTook a lot of brainpower toPut these cups to use…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 