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Umpire
Gotta watch closelyThey stick by the rulesLower and lowerI watch for the rules Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Jungle Visit Preparation
Just made a visitTo Jungle of ShopFix up my bottomHave fixed up my top Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Playground
I love it in the playgroundDaddy helping meSwings and different whizzy thingsDaddy helping me Wheeee….. Shit, you alright sweetie? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Chair
Going going cheapThis chair from House of JeepComfortable to sit onBe quick before it gone Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Helping the Declining Bee Population
True recent Adelaide story Bees are decliningI have barrel beesWine barrel was emptyLooks good said the bees Society (bee) contactedOffered bees/barrelFree on exchange forAnother wine barrel Our call-out fee costsYou fifty dollarsAnd hourly rate bee workIs twenty five dollars And I thought I was doing something for the environment and declining bee population?…… Don MatthewsDecemberContinue reading “Helping the Declining Bee Population”
How Gullible Are You?
1800’s I like to pride myselfNot being gullibleThen why fall I to adverts To Dye’s Voltaic Belt From Dr Dye Male corset guaranteed to“Restore manly vigour” Forerunner of Viagra I suppose…… ————– Then there was that time when “Sloan’s Liniment ” I bought.Good for “Man or Beast” they said.Does what they say it aught. IContinue reading “How Gullible Are You?”
C. P. Snow
“Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one handand stabs you in the back with the other C. P. SnowWriter
Ha Ha Mummy Daddy
Mummy she go ha haDaddy haha tooWe are a ha ha familyHa ha howdy do Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Same Price Less Fish
I opened the canExpecting full fishThe price was no differentAnnoyed (though delish) Don MatthewsDecember 2022