I done a Christmas crackerA digital trading cardMe as SupertrumpmanVote me (your trading bard) I’m gonna soon (yep) name meVice-presidential pickWho’ll be beside me alwaysVice-presidential DickWe (public) think your card isA stupid git ideaYou as trumped-up Superman?You stupid trumped-up git “This makes a great Christmas gift” folks The $99 card is receiving much public ridiculeContinue reading ““This Makes a Great Christmas Gift””
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Santa and the Lassie
I’m Santa (from the north pole)Been having lotsa beerThe lassie she does like meWe dancing with the deer Yep Gave lassie a horse for Christmas. We get on well……giddyup Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Camouflage
CamouflageWell doneWatch out Here come Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Bikie
I am a hoonie bikerKickstart with a KWatch me do a hoonie kickScroll down hey hey hey Don Matthews December 2022
Lot/Rot
Electric cars stood on the lotAll left there to rotWhat a waste, yes what a wasteBankruptcy caused the rot Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Shark
Suddenly it touched meTouched me did this sharkSilently I said to meShit and holy fark Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Heino Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Heino wanted rosesGlasses on, to goAlso wanted words put onWords we didn’t know Production Notes Glasses Studio wardrobe. Roses Studio garden Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars (blonding treatment) Post Production Notes What do words mean Stan? Don’t know. Heino seemedContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Heino Job”
Stan Empties the Vat
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I am in charge of vat-emptyI know just what to doBarrow placed to take the stuffI know just what to do Don MatthewsDecember 2022
JFK Was Unwell Long Before His Death
JFK was unwellLong before his deathChronic back pain for all of his lifeCaused him much distress Intestinal problems/issuesOften hospitalizedFatigue and nausea and dizzinessLittle we realized All that being said, when asked how was he feelinghis answer was always I’m feeling in “excellent shape” Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Calisthenics
I’m into calisthenicsA calisthenics starTunic purple/purple (crossed)A star I am, yes are Your pad is showing…… Shit…… Don MatthrewsDecember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 