A spot of night-time drivingHelps to clear the headHello? what are those flashing blueBlue lights up ahead? Slow down dear…… DM
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I Think I Gotta Problem
I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckOne minute fine the next one notShit and wtf? DM
Placed It Where I Thought Best Boss
I placed the sign to warn bossMotorists, (those bit thick)Put it where can’t fail to seeThere, that should do trick What problem boss?…… DM
Mummy Rock
Mummy rockMummy moreMummy fasterMummy more Shit you OK son?…… DM
3-year-old Kills Sister
Although was not intentionalShe picked up gun and shotHer 4-year elder sisterWith gun that she had got A 3-yr-old Houston girl has accidentally shot her 4-yr-old sister. 40% of US households have guns with most including children. But fewer than half store guns safely, studies show. DM
Australian Magpies
Australian magpie families sing as an acapella each magpie having a specific part to learn DM
Ciara
Ciara in a “coverall”Baring all her bodBod with sheer black netting (yep)Sheer black netting shod DM
We Gotta Light Problem Boss
We gotta slight problem with light bossForgot that the door there was closedSuggestion you made it did fix itProblem all fixed there ya go’s DM
Tits
My bust is real incredibleI have such great big titsI am lady VictorianCan balance cups in it DM
Rex
It was a really hot timeGot carried ‘way with sexResult of which you see belowAnd (yep) my name is Rex Rexina…… DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 