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Fashion Shoot 

You are a perfect modelBeautiful in blackNicely complemented withA natural drop back DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 31, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:fashion, humour, model, poetry, rhyme, sea2 Comments on Fashion Shoot 

Faultless Headphone Company

We’re into making headphonesIT is our gameHere’s our latest model(We’re known for headphone fame) Slight design fail?…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 31, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:design, fail, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Faultless Headphone Company

Where Should I Go?

Came out of a nozzleWhere to go and land?Suddenly from nowhereSuddenly a hand DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 31, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:hand, humour, machinery, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Where Should I Go?

Trick

My mum showed me this new trickI’m gonna have a goLooks to be quite simpleWatch out here I go DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 30, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, trick2 Comments on Trick

Abandoned and Neglected

I used to be a mansionWith many many stairsAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 30, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:abandoned, mansion, poetry, rhyme, stairs1 Comment on Abandoned and Neglected

Rocky

Look out my name is RockyBadass through and throughStay away from what I’ve gotI’ll have a piece of you Sheesh…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 30, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Rocky

Sybil and Cecily

Hello? my name’s SybilCecily’s my mateSorry that we are on muteSybil Cec’ly, mates DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 30, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, lioness, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Sybil and Cecily

From the FCS Book of Proverbs

Democracy was never meant to makeeveryone happy. Just the majority. The modern problem with democracyis that it’s trying to make everyone happy Give up. It won’t happen and we’llspoil it from the inside

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 30, 2023Posted inQuotes, UncategorizedTags:democracy, quote1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Proverbs

Learner Blogger. My First Post

Dribble Drabble I play Scrabble Well done…. DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 29, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, scrabbleLeave a comment on Learner Blogger. My First Post

Victoriana Christmas

Working out VictoriansReally is quite hardFor example Christmas timeAnd their Christmas card DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 29, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:christmas, poetry, rhyme, victoriana1 Comment on Victoriana Christmas

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