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Rock

I went to find a rockSo looked up all the rulesI found one was so happyThankyou thankyou rules Thankyou. I had lotsa fun…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:funeral, humour, poetry, rhyme, rock, rules1 Comment on Rock

Mall

I used to be a shopping mallWhere you could buy some fishAbandoned and neglectedBut still a home for fish DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:fish, poetry, rhyme, shopping mallLeave a comment on Mall

Bricks

They said it was impossibleBricks don’t have a bendScroll down have a lookseeSee the pic I send DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bend, brick, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Bricks

Ah Lovely

This is ah so lovelyThis is ah so niceWhat you looking at me for?Just removing lice DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, lice, pig, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Ah Lovely

Cop

To help deter the robbersDeterring all attacksWe made our own real copperMade him out of wax DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, police, rhyme, robber, waxLeave a comment on Cop

Water Skiing

Sun was shining brightlyEnjoying water skiSuddenly from nowhereThis thing collected me Shit…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:water skiLeave a comment on Water Skiing

Night Light

I bought my boy a night lightTo help him to the looHelp him not get frightenedHelp for guidance too Thankyou daddy…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:child, humour, light, poetry, rhyme3 Comments on Night Light

Cast of Players

We are a cast of playersIn a Priestly play“Johnson over Jordan”Johnson/Jordan play Original cast requiring them to wear elaborate masks DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:j b priestly, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Cast of Players

Drillers

We’ve read the instructionsGot earmuffs for soundWe’re expert at drillingDrilling round/round DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 13, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:drilling, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Drillers

Mickey/Car

Hello thereMickey/carHolding handsQuite bizarre DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 13, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, mickey mouse, poetry, rhyme3 Comments on Mickey/Car

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