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Porn Star

I am a porn starI’m a celebrityScroll down to bottomHave a looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 11, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:celebrity, poetry, porn, rhyme2 Comments on Porn Star

V

We took a simple cheering girlSpread her legs in VAdded on the writing (yep)Scroll down have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 10, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on V

Oi There

Oi there misterOver hereAt your winderJoin for beer? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 10, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, president, rhyme, windowLeave a comment on Oi There

Got Me a Problem

Got me a problemEmitted a coughPut foot on the pedalCar just took off Why?…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 10, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Got Me a Problem

I See the Light

You see the light?You see it? Where?I have done lookedThere’s nothing there DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 9, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, religion, rhymeLeave a comment on I See the Light

Happy Little Players

We’re happy little playersWaiting for the callTo our scene in nursery playWe gonna have a ball DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 9, 2023August 9, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:children, humour, play, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Happy Little Players

Think I Gotta Problem

Think I gotta problemProblem I got meDon’t know how it happenedScroll down have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 9, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:hearse, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Think I Gotta Problem

Happy Tyre

I am a happy tyreRolling happy freeThe yellow car I’m heading forScroll down have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 8, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, poetry, rhyme, tyre2 Comments on Happy Tyre

Gatorade

The price was no differentThe bottle same sizeI look at the bottomAnd to my surprize…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 8, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bottle, humour, poetry, price, rhymeLeave a comment on Gatorade

Drone

I have droneLaunch pad yoNo take offyWhy no go? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 8, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, drone, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Drone

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