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Cop

To help deter the robbersDeterring all attacksWe made our own real copperMade him out of wax DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, police, rhyme, robber, waxLeave a comment on Cop

Water Skiing

Sun was shining brightlyEnjoying water skiSuddenly from nowhereThis thing collected me Shit…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:water skiLeave a comment on Water Skiing

Night Light

I bought my boy a night lightTo help him to the looHelp him not get frightenedHelp for guidance too Thankyou daddy…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:child, humour, light, poetry, rhyme3 Comments on Night Light

Cast of Players

We are a cast of playersIn a Priestly play“Johnson over Jordan”Johnson/Jordan play Original cast requiring them to wear elaborate masks DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:j b priestly, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Cast of Players

Drillers

We’ve read the instructionsGot earmuffs for soundWe’re expert at drillingDrilling round/round DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 13, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:drilling, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Drillers

Mickey/Car

Hello thereMickey/carHolding handsQuite bizarre DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 13, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, mickey mouse, poetry, rhyme3 Comments on Mickey/Car

Restaurant

I was the LeonardoDa Vinci restaurantAbandoned and forgottenBut why the planes? I don’t Closed in 2014. Food too plane. Why planes? Da Vinci invented helicopter DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 13, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:Leonardo da Vinci, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Restaurant

Church

The church it stood on hallowed groundBuilt to fit the billThen worship stopped when plans did changeAnd dam began to fill DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 12, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:church, dam, poetry, rhyme, water2 Comments on Church

Hot Tub

Hot tubFeels goodAs hotTub should DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 12, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:hot tub, humour, ice, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Hot Tub

Meryl

We love our sister MerylMeryl she loves weCyril/Stan we bruvversHappy family DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 12, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Meryl

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