I’m looking at the ruinsCaused by many bombsShit! what was that just went by?With such cool aplomb?….. The work of Kevin Weir. Old images transformed into surreal stories Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Category Archives: Random verse reveal
Man of Cloth
I am a man of Godly clothI must stay Covid freeFashion conscious, must stay coolMy flock depend on me…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Ethel You Around?
Shit it’s done a rolloutEthel you around?I’m stuck in here, can’t do itIt’s rolled out , got unwound…. You got a problem dear?……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan the Supermarket Shelf Kicker
I check the shelves are stableBy giving them a kickThis one wasn’t stableThe boss thinks I’m bit thick…. Perc grab the mop…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
I Know I Parked the Bus
I know I parked the busHorizontallyWhen I went to bed last nightIt’s not how it should be Now…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Hot and Bothered
I got all hot and botheredWith this girl last nightBought a happy gift cardTo say it real polite…. She says hurry back and touch my tigers big boy…….. Shit what a maneater…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Lady of the Night
I’m training as a prostituteA lady of the nightThey say there’s heaps of dough to makeI really hope they’re right…. Just discovered this after completing above. It depicts Edward Garrett.Destroys my concept a bit but answers questions on what it’s all about He leans against a stool and smokes a cigarette. This is not aContinue reading “Lady of the Night”
My Dear Hobby
I love my dear pet HobbyAnd Hobby he loves meI give him everything he wantsIncluding his TV…. And his favourite videos…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Spanky
Spanky was the runner-upIn 1957Most disgusting in literature(The woman’s name was Helen)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Distillery
This distillery’s illegalMakes illegal beerGotta end this caperFrom the front (not rear)…. Detroit 1929. Prohibition agents discover an illegal distillery….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 