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Decadence

The billionaire and mansionSkyscraper and the lotDecadence such decadenceShows the haves/have nots…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 24, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:billionaire, decadence, haves/have nots, india, poetry, skyscraper3 Comments on Decadence

Graffiti

Billy no you cannotGraffiti on the wallOwner has alternativeGo give them a call….. Aw mum it’s not the same…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 23, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:graffiti, humour, poetry, toilet4 Comments on Graffiti

Petare Venezeula

Having lots of moneyI can live on topAvoid the rubbish, rain and shitWhich ends up on the bottom…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 23, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:haves and have nots, housing, poetry2 Comments on Petare Venezeula

Harry the Happy Hornet

I’m happy Harry hornetAt the storefront doorWelcoming the customersInviting them back more…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 22, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:hornet, humour, poetry, storefront greeting8 Comments on Harry the Happy Hornet

Mothers Day

Am in the hotel bathroomWhatever are those cards?Shit forgot it’s Mothers Day…. For those who have forgotten…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 22, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:bathroom, card, hotel, humour, mothers day, poetry2 Comments on Mothers Day

Step by Step Instructions

How thoughtful of the ownerHelping with my knotStep by step instructionsLearnt I have yet not…. Just thought of something else…. Learning while I’m pissingIn the urinalLooking in the mirrorLaughing LOL Haha…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 22, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, instructions, poetry, toilet, windsor tie knot5 Comments on Step by Step Instructions

Busting For a Piss

The movie’s reached a climaxI’m busting for a pissI cannot wait no longerThank heavens God for this…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 21, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, movie, poetry, toilet5 Comments on Busting For a Piss

Toilet Choices

Hello? this is interesting(Sitting on the loo)Opera, jazz or heavy rockTo mask the sound I do….. I think I’ll choose opera and the soft warm spray this time……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 21, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, japan, poetry, toilet3 Comments on Toilet Choices

Toilet Installer Stan Thinks of All Our Kiddies

Don’t worry sweetie you won’t fall downBut mummy I’ll fall throughStan looks after our kiddies, allHe will look after you…. Thankyou mister Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 21, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, poetry, stan, toilet2 Comments on Toilet Installer Stan Thinks of All Our Kiddies

Hello Little Fishy

Hello little fishyYou dead as dead can beDaddy now will take youHome with us for tea…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 20, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:child, fish, humour, poetry3 Comments on Hello Little Fishy

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