MORE FAILS – Page 2 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Pizza

The packet says it’s lovelyFull of nice supremeGotta get one, have a feedHey? not quite as it seems?…. Buggers…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan Labels the Sugar

I did a lot of researchTo what this really wasWrote it on the labelWrote it just becos…. Best I could do. Sorry…. Buy only the best, buy NATURAL ……… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Daler Rowney

We’re paint tubes Daler RowneyValue guaranteedFull from top to bottomYes, we are indeed…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

France’s Expensive 2014 Train Bungle

We just have bought a new train fleetThe country’s joy and prideAppears we have a problem thoughCan’t squeeze past, seems too wide…. 2,000 trains ordered. Too big for 1,300 stationsWrong measurements given to manufacturer. Calculations based on 30-year-old station widths. No-one bothered to verify. 1,300 stations needed altering Estimated damage value $68 million Don MatthewsAugustContinue reading “France’s Expensive 2014 Train Bungle”

New Watermelon Variety

I do love watermelonsEspecially squeezed drinkMust be a new varietyVariety I think…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Perc Assists Stan on a Tow Job

Just a gentle tug StanGentle as you goLeave the structure standingTake it nice and slow…. Well done Stan…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Door Opener

I need to enter, openThis door in front of meSitting in my wheelchair butNo button can I see?…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Taro Cake

I’m gonna try some taro cakeAin’t tried any to dateFull of richness, flavourThe packet says it’s great…. What!?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Bun. Very

There’s one thing that I likeWhen feasting on a berrybun is lots of fillingLots of filling , very…. I like a bun with lotsa filling. Yum….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan Tries His Hand at Truck Driving

I’m so excite just getting licenseLets me drive big trucksHere comes a bridge, just done me mathsShit Stan WTF…. We have been informed that Stan’s bosshas taken him off truck driving duties for the time being Don MatthewsAugust 2021