I work each day in CBDDrive there in my carAt end of day I drive back home(Also in my car….) Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Category Archives: DESIGN FAILS
Alarm
I often have a tendencyTo call a false alarmDespite no sudden dangerWhy cannot I stay calm?…. I gotta give a warning just in case……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Designs the Furniture
Stan we asked (our architect)For things to open wideWe cannot fault his workmanshipPlease come and look inside…. A wonderful job Stan. Thankyou…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Installs Another Toilet
I just installed a toiletWas pushed for bit of spaceBut colour matching I did chooseIt was it’s saving grace…. Yes boss?…… The customer asks how he’s going to piss when drunk?…… Also why he didn’t get a brown seat?…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan the Expert Difficult Bathroom Installer
Stan we knew is expertAt bathrooms in tight spotsHe really did excel himselfGave all what he has got…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Jumps at an Advertising Challenge
The local Chinese restaurantWished to advertiseSo Stan jumped at the challengeFor all the passing eyes….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Builds Another Throne
Stan’s into building royal thronesOn which to sit, to thinkDeciding colour carefullyThis one he’s chosen pink…. We love it Stan. Thankyou…. We have nominated Stan for Toilet Builder of the Year Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan the Architect
We wanted kitchen (different)Not the normal thingHired top Stan the architectRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Blue Cheese
We’ve always had an issueWith blue cheese dropping outSo thought we’d mask the problemIn top and in the grout…. Do you like our faux mold kitchen counter?We particularly like the grout….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
I Made a Little Comfy….
I made a little comfyCushion for my bumNow nice and warm, no longer coldDum-de-dum-de-dum Best I could do. Sorry…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 