A fire has just broke outI gotta put it outWhere the hell is it?Use eyes you silly git…. Where?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Category Archives: DESIGN FAILS
Interior Decoration
We had our throne-like toilet doneAnd we were so impressedWe moved on to the bathroomAnd also much impressed…. Next project bedroom…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Seat Belt
Do you think this will dearWork in stopping usIf we have an accidentRun into a bus?…. I’m sure it will work dear……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Chucky Norris
I am a Chucky Norris ManWear myself with prideShowing off my Chucky pantsWith legs open wide…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Gummi Lights
Mummy can you buy mePlease, some Gummi LightsThey’re all nice different coloursBut none of them is white? Why mummy? Lighthouses are white….. And they’re all shaped like pretty lighthouses sweetie…….. Yes mummy……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Designs the Newmarket Health Centre
Knowing of my expertiseIn drawing up of plansI drew up something workableAnd with my plan, they ran…. Did I view it from the air?…… Why boss?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Racing Car driver
I am a racing driverMade of plastic (red)Whenever I get out my carPeople nod their head Why?…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Groupie Bond
My friends and I are groupiesWe show our groupie bondBy hanging slices round our neck(My slice I’m very fond)…. We’re called the 7 Slices. Feared on the streets we are…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan the Plane Signwriter
I work for many airlinesSignwriting on their planesSo happy are they with my workThey ask me back again And again….. And again….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Designs a Questionnaire
I know the art of questioningRewarding right or wrongHappy feel when answer rightSad feel when you’re wrong…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 