Category Archives: America

Sorry Mr President…We’re Committed to Supplying Other Countries

I’m getting real excitedVaccine’s not far awayI think I’ll order plenty moreTo keep covid away I’m sorry Mr PresidentYou had the chance beforeTo order vaccine made by usTo order extra, more But you refused the chance…. We’re now committed to supplying other countries. Sorry…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 The Associated Press and Denise Chow21h ago /Continue reading “Sorry Mr President…We’re Committed to Supplying Other Countries”

Maybe the US is Beyond Even Saving

US is no longer unitedIt’s shattered and broken in bitsMaybe it’s beyond even savingRegardless who in White House sits? It’s possible the job of repairingWhat’s left of the US is suchIs beyond any single politicianBeyond one politician, too much The US is spiraling out ofControl, racial tensions increaseClass tensions are also increasingConspiracy theories increase IfContinue reading “Maybe the US is Beyond Even Saving”

Michigan Judge Rules on Trump Lawsuits

A Michigan judge has dismissed a Trump lawsuit as “vague and equivocal”. Everything else is me You’ve handed me a lawsuitOn yellow sticky noteIt’s “vague and equivocal”DISMISSED on it I wrote Bugger…should’ve used white sticky’s Instead if you’d deliveredYour lawsuit in a tweet(A valid form of submit)Request I could’ve meet Shit…why didn’t I think ofContinue reading “Michigan Judge Rules on Trump Lawsuits”

Glug Glug Gobble Gobble

Trump’s fallen down the kitchen sinkGlug glug glugFallen down the hole he hasDug dug dug Counting’s not finished…. What?…. Trump’s wobbling on the sink edgeWobble wobble wobbleQuick someone push this turkey inGobble gobble gobble Don MatthewsNovember 2020 Networks pulled the plug on his recent White House interview CNN’s Anderson Cooper was more direct: “That isContinue reading “Glug Glug Gobble Gobble”

I Wanna Buy a Gun at Walmart Mummy

I can’t believe my eyesWalmart is selling gunsOn display for all to seeOh what shopping fun Mummy takes me down the aisleRifles, guns galoreRound the corner, round we goGosh, there’s rifles more Mummy I’d like that oneStanding straight and tallWanna be a Rambo girlWanna have a ball bang…bang… You’ll need some ammunition Without it there’sContinue reading “I Wanna Buy a Gun at Walmart Mummy”

Trump’s Greatest Failure

Handling the pandemic US 4% of world’s population 20% of world’s deaths 229,000 Americans dead Many more will die Trump just last week ‘We have turned the corner’ Fauci ‘No we haven’t’ Older voters terrified of dyingWill look to someone putting community healthTop of their list of priorities Trump must go For stability to returnContinue reading “Trump’s Greatest Failure”

Just Been to Don’s Tampa Rally

I’ve just been attending Don’s rallyIn hot Tampa sun we did baskMelania kissed Don on the cheek (how so nice)And no-one bothered wearing a mask We follow our Leader’s example. He knows best…. We packed in together like sardinesSocial distancing? shit man no wayExcept if you happened to faint nowThey distanced you in the sickContinue reading “Just Been to Don’s Tampa Rally”