I’ve just been attending Don’s rally
In hot Tampa sun we did bask
Melania kissed Don on the cheek (how so nice)
And no-one bothered wearing a mask
We follow our Leader’s example.
He knows best….
We packed in together like sardines
Social distancing? shit man no way
Except if you happened to faint now
They distanced you in the sick bay
Donald and Melania were charming
They held hands, showing bondship so true
We all cheered YAY! Donald for president|
To make America great like he’ll do