donmatthewspoetry

Priscilla Cat Learns a Lesson

Priscilla likes fried bacon To fish spooned from a can The smell did so entice her, but Forgot was hot, the pan Don MatthewsAugust 2020

Poet Don Reports on Napoleon B

Napoleon Bonapart of France Was right shit-scared of cats He gobbled food, was a chocolate freak And dat my friends is dat Well I’ll be…. Poet Don is FCS news anchor And a valuable asset to the FCS Team

Numberplate Applications

Based on actual numberplate applications received by the Adelaide Transport Department My rear end is expansive My top is rather sparse I want to numberplate my car Stand out, say BIGARSE Rejected… What?… I haven’t had no luck in love My love-life’s in a mess I wanna numberplate my car ZEROFKS Rejected… FFS…. My nameContinue reading “Numberplate Applications”

The Meg-a-Mansion

They’ve both just bought a mansion Splashed out twenty mill Theatre, resort-size swimming pool Sixteen bathrooms as well Which makes things nice, convenient No more they’ll have to wait At the shower entrance For other to vacate It also has a tennis court When naught they have to do With gin and tonics served byContinue reading “The Meg-a-Mansion”

I am an Age-Old Newbie

I am an age-old newbie I write amusement, fun Don’t dare come near me doom and gloom You getting cranky hun? What? Don MatthewsJuly 2020

America Prevents a Second Wave of Coronavirus

America’s prevented a second Wave of corona from showing They’ve achieved this quite easy and simply By keeping the first one still going Don MatthewsAugust 2020

Priscilla Loves Pizza

Priscilla loves pizza Ham and tomato Her favourite Meow But she get’s a little confused at times No, we’re not laughing at you….. Don MatthewsAugust 2020

Poet Don and his Botted Chair

I’m sitting in the cafe My favourite chair’s been got The curvature I put it in Don’t suit the gotter’s bot Sorry to hear your chair’s been taken…. Thankyou….. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the esteemed Poets Society

Monkey

The difference between a man and monkey Is when a monkey looks in the mirror He sees a monkey Don MatthewsAugust 2020

Unskew

I drink my cappuccino Write poems in a caff And as Americans might say My lines can give a laugh Now thankfully America Has come to my rescue Without their helpful accent My lines would sound unskew Don Matthews May 2018