I know Priscilla’s an idiotSeems Ralph is now also one tooHe swallowed the brush from the toiletYou stupid dog, yes stupid you Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
A Late Contender for the Presidency, Richard Head
I’m going to vote for Richard I feel he would do a better job than the incumbent holder Don MatthewsOctober 2020
You Look Silly Priscilla
Why are you looking upsideDown at me like that?It makes you look peculiarYou silly, dopey cat Don MatthewsOctober 2020
I Am a Step/Ramp Expert
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I am a step/ramp expertDisables catered forExample of my craftsmanshipHave orders for lots more We gotta have one (Wealchare County Council) We too. Two for us (Dishable County Council) Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Get Your Political Kicks on Route 66
Let’s take a look at what’s happeningPolitically on Route 66‘Honk if you think Trumps a moron’Honk if we’re in a shit fix honk..honkhonk…honkhonk…honkhonk…honkbeep…beep Three cheers for President DonaldAs he limousines down Route 66We know USA’s in a shit messAs God, he will remedy our fix ‘Too right y’all‘…. ‘Daddy will do it’..daughter Ivanka (of GoyaContinue reading “Get Your Political Kicks on Route 66”
Happy Birthday Jana
Happy birthday Jana21st of JuneSunny day and friends around(Do love the balloons) Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Seatbelt
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I couldn’t work out how the seatbelt worked Then it clicked Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Who Designed This Poster ?
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I look out for my boy I doProtect him every dayWe are a hard-hat familyHard-hat let’s both sing yay! yay! daddy….yay! son…. I like this hammer daddyIt’s heavy, thick and wideWatch me bang it through the boardShit, leg’s on other side You gotta wear your hard-hatContinue reading “Who Designed This Poster ?”
Route 66 and the Impending US Election
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things differ Route 66No longer definedRealigned in directionSo many times Where does it go now?Where does it end?Original Route 6-6Path no longer wends Like the UnitedStates election impendWhere is it going?Where will it end? No-one knows Don MatthewsOctober 2020 The prompt was ‘Impending’ https://ragtagcommunity.wordpress.com/2020/10/23/rdp-friday-impending/
Priscilla Has a Tail
I jumped up here to show youHow nice my tail appearsWhen dangling from the top shelfAlso highlights my rear Don MatthewsOctober 2020