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Help Me Ralph

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m in a spot of trouble RalphPlease come and help me tooRalph looks at me in puzzlementSays Don what can I do? Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Priscilla Thought the Idea Was Great

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I followed master outsideI thought it would be funIt’s bloody cold, sub zeroPlease let me in, I’m done Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Back in the Day, Do You Remember?

Ma and Pa KettleHillbilly coupleIn many moviesCausing much muddle Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Any Ideas Boss?

We got a little problemWith the fan blades bossIdeas how to fix it?Need solution cos Thanks boss….. Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Gosh Priscilla

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I bought you a new cat bed(Which all readers can see)What do you think you’re doingBy doing this to me? Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Top Job Son

You’ve done a top electric jobA great job (I can see)He only wanted extra oneBut you did give him three Well done son…. Thanks boss…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Back in the Day, Do You Remember?

Do you remember kids playingWith bows and arrows and gunsPlaying at cowboys and IndiansHaving themselves lots of fun? Bang bang you’re dead….. You’re using real bullets?…. Mummy bought them for me at Walmart…. Mummy!!…. I’ve got an arrow in my eye… Don MatthewsNovember 2020

I Can Sit Neck-to-Neck in a Group But Can’t Dance the Shuffle by Myself? WTF?

There’s something ’bout a shuffleWhich gets me off my feetOff the seat I’m sitting onOff my sitting seat Attended, I, a blues clubBefore this covid struckDancing’s now been banned all roundBugger, WTF? Now settle down there Don my boyThe rules you mustn’t buckThey let us sit all all cozy-tight?No logic WTF? Don Matthews (frustrated)November 2020Continue reading “I Can Sit Neck-to-Neck in a Group But Can’t Dance the Shuffle by Myself? WTF?”

Please Open My Door Someone?

Can’t someone hear me meowingAt my cat-flap doorPlease come and open, let me inNot much I’m asking for Why can our cat be such an idiot at times dear? Don MatthewsOctober 2020

We’ve Got Ourselves a Problem Boss

We’ve got ourselves a problem bossThe owner he don’t careAt what we’ve built him viewed from upViewed from up in air Yes it does have a bit of a likeness…. He wants to know if we can change it?…. Ask if a bidet would do?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020