Jeff Beck is an English rock guitarist who began with the Yardbirds in 1965. His focus is on innovative sound and has developed a style different to any other guitarist. Rolling Stone has ranked him 5th in 100 greatest guitarists of all time. He mainly uses the thumb to pluck strings combining this with theContinue reading “Musicians Then and Now – Guitarist Jeff Beck”
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Stan From ‘Top-Notch’ Door Company
Stan of well-known Top-Notch DoorsEmployed to hang two doorsKnown for doing top-notch jobsJobs without no flaws We gotta problem here son…. Have we boss?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Faultless Headphone Company Inc
We’re into making headphonesIT is our gameHere our latest model(We’re known for headphone fame) We gotta problem here boss…. What?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Yee Ha! Is That You Ingrid?
Don’t say it won’t load on your mobileDon’t say your computer won’t startDon’t tell me too frighted to watch itIf so you could ache break my heart Yee ha!…. (best I could do…..) I swear that’s you leading the pack IngridPigtails in purple. Sweet….. Cassa? boots, denim, cowboy hat….go girl
My New Bikini
I bought this new bikiniType come-on/stay-awayA happy little minion-kiniWhat more can I say? hey hey hey?… Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Hark the Herald Angels
One thing I hate about ChristmasIs carols they play in the storeHarking the high herald angelsThey even do it four weeks before Shut it Skip…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Turkish Escalator
We just installed an escalatorTurkey wanted oneThought the aeroplane on sideDown, was bit of fun Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Flashback – ‘Disco Duck’ Rick Dees and his Cast of Idiots
Here at FCS we encourage all things whacky. Clever whacky. For this reason we were thrilled when Rick and his cast of idiots knocked on our door and asked if they could perform for us. Here’s Rick and his idiotic team on American Bandstand in the early 90’s Take it away Rick…… In keeping withContinue reading “Flashback – ‘Disco Duck’ Rick Dees and his Cast of Idiots”
History Repeats
How history repeats itselfWhen Rome burned Nero fiddledWhen US suffered Trump Golfed Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Stan, Toilet Stall Consultant
I had this bright idea I didTo see if toilet stallHad someone in it doing whatOr no-one in at all We are very happy with Stan’s work. We recommend him for any toilet stall peer-ins Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020