donmatthewspoetry

Faulty Jeans Recalled

I bought a pair of new blue jeans(Two hundred dollars cost)Most of the fabric’s fallen offMost of my jeans I’ve lost Manufacturer has recalled the faulty batch…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Everyone is Mortal RIP Little Millie

Millicent Small (Little Millie) was a Jamacian singer/songwriter who came to fame with the ‘My Boy Lollipop’. She died of a stoke on 5 May 2020, age 73 Everyone is mortalEveryone will dieLittle Millie passed awayMany said goodbye Reader you are mortalReader you will dieEven I as poetSome day I will die Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Placing the Blame on Others

My neurons have gone scattyYou cannot say this DonYou often like to blame themPut them the blame upon How often do we tryOn others to lay blameNot wishing to take consequencesFor things from us which came? Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Help Me Ralph

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m in a spot of trouble RalphPlease come and help me tooRalph looks at me in puzzlementSays Don what can I do? Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Priscilla Thought the Idea Was Great

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I followed master outsideI thought it would be funIt’s bloody cold, sub zeroPlease let me in, I’m done Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Back in the Day, Do You Remember?

Ma and Pa KettleHillbilly coupleIn many moviesCausing much muddle Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Any Ideas Boss?

We got a little problemWith the fan blades bossIdeas how to fix it?Need solution cos Thanks boss….. Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Gosh Priscilla

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I bought you a new cat bed(Which all readers can see)What do you think you’re doingBy doing this to me? Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Top Job Son

You’ve done a top electric jobA great job (I can see)He only wanted extra oneBut you did give him three Well done son…. Thanks boss…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Back in the Day, Do You Remember?

Do you remember kids playingWith bows and arrows and gunsPlaying at cowboys and IndiansHaving themselves lots of fun? Bang bang you’re dead….. You’re using real bullets?…. Mummy bought them for me at Walmart…. Mummy!!…. I’ve got an arrow in my eye… Don MatthewsNovember 2020