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Flashback – ‘Kiosk’ Rumpelstilz (1976)

I’m sure you will all remember this smash hit from 1976 I only select the best for our FCS Flashback Hit Parade. Lyrics at end. Whatever they mean…. [Schtrofä 1]SoAer sammli ne guete ZwäckSince dä Fritz, where before mer steitDerby muesi sälber collect, we the so wyter geitSi wei aui öppis vo merDs Military uContinue reading “Flashback – ‘Kiosk’ Rumpelstilz (1976)”

Banister

As you slide down the banister of lifemay the splinters never point in the same way

Supremely Bad

I just don’t seem to have much luckIn turning election roundSupreme Court’s just said go get lostMy claims they’ve baseless found It’s all so unfair…. I even appointed three of them…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Christmas With the Seven Dwarfs 2020

The seven dwarfs have been advised(They think it’s awfully crappy)Can only meet in groups of sixAnd one of them’s not Happy

Flashback – ‘Step it Up’ Stereo MC’s (1992)

Do you remember the Stereo MC’s ? Stereo MC’s is a British hip hop electronic dance band formed by vocalist Rob Birch and disc jockey/producer Nick Hallam in London 1992. The first video is a basic performance of ‘Step it Up’. The second is a techno version which took 9 hours to shoot. On yourContinue reading “Flashback – ‘Step it Up’ Stereo MC’s (1992)”

Wheelchair

I need to travel up these stairs(Although in wheelchair be)Bit of a challenge getting thereBut going down? yippeeeeee!….. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

On/Off

I’m glad they’ve put an On/Off signI now know what to doWithout this real clear On/Off I wouldn’t have a clue Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Stan Designs the Boy’s School

I did enjoy designing this(After lotsa wine)Front windows complemented wellWith number sixty-nine I think you went a bit too far with this one son…. Yes boss?….. Slight design fail?….. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Priscilla Has a Straight Eye

Priscilla’s eye is brilliantFor straightness on the wallWhen she sees a crooked pictureGoes and straightens all Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Sorry Mr President…We’re Committed to Supplying Other Countries

I’m getting real excitedVaccine’s not far awayI think I’ll order plenty moreTo keep covid away I’m sorry Mr PresidentYou had the chance beforeTo order vaccine made by usTo order extra, more But you refused the chance…. We’re now committed to supplying other countries. Sorry…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 The Associated Press and Denise Chow21h ago /Continue reading “Sorry Mr President…We’re Committed to Supplying Other Countries”