New Olympic Sport

Breakdancing’s been accepted as
A new Olympic sport
I think we also should bring back

Frog jumping….

Snail racing…..

Both UK and Australia have been practising hard for an invitation to compete in the Olympics. While UK holds the world record for racing snails, Australia is streets ahead when it comes to our jumping frogs. Race meets are held at pubs, the little jumpers being primed up on beer prior to being placed on the start line.

Don Matthews
December 2020

Published by donmatthewspoetry

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