I placed the sign to warn bossMotorists who bit thickPut it where can’t fail to seeThere, that should do trick What problem boss?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
The Perfect Card
I really want a greeting cardThat speaks my love, profoundTo you my darling, I’m so pleasedThe perfect one, I’ve found Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
You’ll Survive
There’s been a nasty covid clusterFlareup in my townWe thought we had it sortedWe thought we’d knocked it down Never turn your back on covid…. Since covid started wrecking thingsWe’ve learnt, become preparedTo come down hard and sudden onClusters when they’ve flared So From 12 o’clock tonight (Wednesday)My cafe it will closeFor six days, noContinue reading “You’ll Survive”
I Quite Like It Up Here
My owner he spent lots of moneyTo buy me a tall special treeBut sorry I much prefer this oneFor friend Juliana and me Priscilla you ungrateful little …… Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Stan the Plumber. Loo Installation Expert
You do have tiny bathroomNo worries, I can seeJust the spot to put it inFor you to have a pee We love it Stan. We can blow kisses while in the bath…. Stan is a registered plumber and a fully paid-up Union member. Call Stan for your next job Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Can’t Work Out Why?
I don’t know why securityFollows me around?Thought long and hard for answer butNo answer have I found Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Everyone Is Mortal RIP Prince
American singer/songwriter Prince Rogers Nelson died on 21 April 2016 from an accidental fentanyl overdose, aged 57 Everyone is mortalEveryone will diePrince Rogers Nelson passed awayMany said goodbye Reader you are mortalReader you will dieEven I as poetSome day I will die Don MatthewsOctober 2020 Videos show two sides of Prince Fentanyl is 50-100 timesContinue reading “Everyone Is Mortal RIP Prince”
Stepladder
Why do I have a stepladder? Because when I was a kid My real one went and left me Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Why Can’t The Go the Whole Hog?
Why can’t they go the whole hog?Make how it s’pposed to beInstead of all this silly stuffIt don’t make sense to me Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Priscilla Went and Tripped me Up
Priscilla went and tripped me upFood all over floorSaid she was still hungryWanted food, some more Didn’t like it. Spat it out Little shit…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 