Stan’s our latest re-cruitHe’s a shining starHad this brilliant drawcardTo our salad bar……. Well done Stan….should increase sale of salads Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
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Priscilla’s Into Training
Priscilla’s into trainingHeard the tennis callEyes set on the championshipsNow knows net and ball……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
It’s Just Like Diet Water
It’s just like diet waterExcept this one is hardWe’re working on a gluten-freeOne (that’s also hard)…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Thoughts Gained From Gazing Into My Coffee
Why is he so different?Why is he so mad?When he was a young boyHe was in genre lad Very good… Thankyou… You know he’s really not madHe just is differentAnd now belongs to genreSilly, twisted, bent Also very good … Thankyou…. I’m sipping coffee (yummy)Cappuccino fluffSticking to my mustacheEnough this nonsense stuff Very good….Yes, veryContinue reading “Thoughts Gained From Gazing Into My Coffee”
FCS Daily Music Video – Skip’s MercyMe Tune Grab ‘Man of Constant Sorrow’
My drinking buddy Skip’s a great fan of MercyMe. So much so I’ve put him in charge of this department. He asks if the dog is Ralph? A silly lot…but good fun There should be more of it We’re far too serious Don MatthewsDecember 2020
How To Get Up Close Without Being Noticed
They say to get up closeThat if you imitateThey’ll never see you comingUntil it is too late…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Why Are They There?
We are a three-cat familyAbove us (proud) on highWhy are they there above us?We really don’t know why Priscilla assures me they are not her friends…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Oh Dear What a Shame
Went to bang a nail in wallTo hang a picture frameNot expecting this to happenOh dear what a shame…….. More like shit, what will my husband say?… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Wellness Toilet
A doctor dunny’s being madeThe seat tells your blood pressureIt also measures heartbeat, pulseWhile you sit there at leisure The bowl will also analyseYour urine, stool as wellReport results right back to youIf doctor needed, tell The Wellness Toilet will notbe available for some time Don MatthewsFebruary 2021 https://au.pcmag.com/health-fitness/84805/totos-wellness-toilet-will-analyze-your-poop
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Poetry Man’ Phoebe Snow
Phoebe Snow (born Phoebe Ann Laub; July 17, 1950 – April 26, 2011) was an American singer-songwriter and guitarist, known for her hit 1975 songs “Poetry Man” She was described as a “contralto grounded in a bluesy growl and capable of sweeping over four octavesShe suffered a cerebral hemorrhage on January 19, 2010, and slipped into a coma, enduring bouts of blood clots, pneumonia and congestive heartContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Poetry Man’ Phoebe Snow”