The vicar he was preachingIn garden about sinCilla went exploringBetween his legs, went in Don MatthewsDecember 2020
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A Little To the Left Stan
A little to the left StanNow you’re OK, sweetBring ‘er down, what’s that Stan? nahYou’re nowhere near the street Don MatthewsDecember 2020
The Larger One It Is For Me
We are a loving coupleWe never are apartThe larger one it is for meThe smaller my sweetheart Don MatthewsDecember 2020
E M Forster
Spoon-feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon E M Forster
Escalator
We’ve got an escalator(A new design in town)Taking people up a floorThen bringing down again…… Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Stan the Locksmith
The client wanted door-lockWhich I said, fine, no probsHad plenty of experienceA breeze will be this job…… I can’t see a problem sir?….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021 Stan is a registered locksmith. He is well-equipped for other trades but lock-smithing does not appear to be one of them
Poet Don Gives the Class a Lesson in Beginning English
Today children, we are going to learn some beginners English. Ready?…. Yes Poet Don…. It’s about what happens on the farm…… (All eyes glued on me……perfect) On the farmWe can deduceWhat they doIs produce produce Say after me everyone…. produce/producededuce/doducewe love/orange juice Yay! high fives…. Why are we learning this Johnny?…. (A successful lesson….) DonContinue reading “Poet Don Gives the Class a Lesson in Beginning English”
Remembering Donna Summer – Queen of Disco
LaDonna Adrian Gaines, known professionally as Donna Summer, was an American singer/songwriter/actress She died on 17 May 2011 of lung cancer Lyrics at end Ooh it’s so good, it’s so goodIt’s so good, it’s so goodIt’s so goodOoh I’m in love, I’m in loveI’m in love, I’m in loveI’m in loveOoh I feel love, IContinue reading “Remembering Donna Summer – Queen of Disco”
Poet Don Reporting on the Weather Outside
I’m sitting in a cafeIn the aircon coolWhile outside it’s 35On a seat (not stool) Profound…. Thankyou…. You may think he is sillyComes across a foolDon’t underestimate himWhile on a seat (not stool) Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team DonContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Weather Outside”
To Remember Me By
Just read it in the paperWith hunting knife (and beer)He’s carved this on the White House Table“Donald Trump Was Here” What?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021