I check the shelves are stableBy giving them a kickThis one wasn’t stableThe boss thinks I’m bit thick…. Perc grab the mop…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
I Know I Parked the Bus
I know I parked the busHorizontallyWhen I went to bed last nightIt’s not how it should be Now…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Hot and Bothered
I got all hot and botheredWith this girl last nightBought a happy gift cardTo say it real polite…. She says hurry back and touch my tigers big boy…….. Shit what a maneater…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Lady of the Night
I’m training as a prostituteA lady of the nightThey say there’s heaps of dough to makeI really hope they’re right…. Just discovered this after completing above. It depicts Edward Garrett.Destroys my concept a bit but answers questions on what it’s all about He leans against a stool and smokes a cigarette. This is not aContinue reading “Lady of the Night”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Baby I Love You’ The Fabulous Thunderbirds
The Fabulous Thunderbirds are an American blues rock band formed in Texas in 1974. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc The Coopers (such nice family)Full of little kidsAll of them God’s childrenWe did what they did bid Production Notes Mrs and Ms hair by Stan’s Hairstyling to the StarsPost Production Notes You couldn’t get a more nicer familyShe made the dresses from left-over curtain material.Continue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
(Stan’s flat out keeping up. So am I. He says thankyou Don. How thoughtful?) Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc We are Christian CrusadersCrusading in the parkBig Al is our leaderListen to us, hark Production Notes A chance to get out of the studio for photoshoot by Perc Don MatthewsAugust 2021
My Dear Hobby
I love my dear pet HobbyAnd Hobby he loves meI give him everything he wantsIncluding his TV…. And his favourite videos…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Spanky
Spanky was the runner-upIn 1957Most disgusting in literature(The woman’s name was Helen)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Distillery
This distillery’s illegalMakes illegal beerGotta end this caperFrom the front (not rear)…. Detroit 1929. Prohibition agents discover an illegal distillery….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021