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Fairy Soap

Have you washed yourself today?You do so slightly smellCan I suggest some Fairy Soap?(It comes in bar or gel)…. This ad would be banned today…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Stan and his FedUp Truck

Not only is my truck fed upBut fed up I am tooWhy did my truck go do this? Dunno…. Seems Stan’s in a spot of bother…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Excluded She Waits

The bride in the cornerExcluded, she waitsWhile groom in the meantimeJoins in with his mates…. Don Matthews October 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Get It While You Can’ Janis Joplin

Janis Joplin (January 19, 1943 – October 4, 1970) was an American singer-songwriter who sang rock, soul, and blues music. One of the most successful and widely known rock stars of her era, she was noted for her powerful mezzo-soprano vocals and “electric” stage presence. Joplin died of a heroin overdose in 1970 aged 27. On Sunday evening, October 4, 1970, she wasContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Get It While You Can’ Janis Joplin”

Plink, Plink, Plink by Don Matthews

Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa I sit upon my porcelain Throne and ponder, think I know what you are thinking What rhymes with think, yep, sink I think I must change washer In leaking tap in sink That’s next to me (it’s dripping) Plink, plink, plink You think I’m on my…

Land Sale

Get in nice and early folksLand is going cheap‘Fore the glitz and glitterYour chance to make a heap…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Greggie Kendrick Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Greggie Kendrick (poor kid)Wanted cover showingThat he had been interfered withShowing he’d been touched Production Notes Greggie put on a real ‘I’ve been interfered with’ lookPoor kid. Look how weak-framed he is said Perc Post Production Notes After surviving his ‘being touched’ experiencehe sent usContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Greggie Kendrick Job”

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