Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa I sit upon my porcelain Throne and ponder, think I know what you are thinking What rhymes with think, yep, sink I think I must change washer In leaking tap in sink That’s next to me (it’s dripping) Plink, plink, plink You think I’m on my…
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Land Sale
Get in nice and early folksLand is going cheap‘Fore the glitz and glitterYour chance to make a heap…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Greggie Kendrick Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Greggie Kendrick (poor kid)Wanted cover showingThat he had been interfered withShowing he’d been touched Production Notes Greggie put on a real ‘I’ve been interfered with’ lookPoor kid. Look how weak-framed he is said Perc Post Production Notes After surviving his ‘being touched’ experiencehe sent usContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Greggie Kendrick Job”
What a Lovely Day Dear
What a lovely day dearFor driving in the carYou’re slowing dear. Why is that?…. Good heavens, what is he doing dear?…… I think he saw a bird do it…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Arthur C Clarke
“The only way of discoveringthe limits of the possible is to venturea little way past them into the impossible” Arthur C ClarkeEnglish science fiction author
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘When You’re in Love With a Beautiful Woman’ Dr Hook (1979)
Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show (shortened to Dr. Hook in 1975) was an American rock band, formed in Union City, New Jersey. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Peter Twist Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Peter was a pastorTaught the word of GodWanted a nice coverShowing latest sweater Which we did…. Post Production Notes We were truly dazzled by Peter’s sweater And he knitted it himself God shone on him Don MatthewsOctober 2021 Don MatthewsOctober 2021
You’re Not Measuring Up Doris
Now missy you are pushing thingsA tad bit past the rulesI’ll have to ask you change itBefore you enter pool…. Just pull it down Doris…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Timmy
We had a bit of troubleIn the tiger cageTimmy lost his whatsitIn a fit of rage…. Poor Timmy…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Bird
What a lovely day this isA new path just for meNo sign to say don’t walk on hereOr none that I can see…. What’s he yelling at?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021