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Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Cross of Sound
Bow we down before youOh great Cross of SoundYour deep bass and your mid-rangeYour tweeter (top-most sound)…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan Does an Electrics Job
I went to universityStudied all the rulesFully safety conscious nowApplying all the rules…. Call Stan for your next electrical job…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Jab Choices
To have or have not That is the question If you want it, then get it If you don’t, stay at home and watch a movie Simple
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Black Magic Woman’ Japan Version Buddy Guy
I love this…… George “Buddy” Guy (born July 30, 1936) is an American blues guitarist and singer. He is an exponent of Chicago blues who has influenced generations of guitarists including Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jeff Beck, Gary Clark Jr. and John Mayer. In the 1960s, Guy played with Muddy Waters as a session guitarist at Chess Records and began a musical partnership with blues harp virtuoso Junior Wells. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Nudes Painted White. Why?
Hundreds of modelsNude (painted white)Must have so formedAn interesting site Don MatthewsOctober 2021 https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2021/oct/18/spencer-tunick-hundreds-pose-nude-dead-sea-israel
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
I feel like I’m diagonally parkedin a parallel universe
German Coach Tour
The agent booked our tourIn lovely GermanyYes we had a great timeSeeing all to see…. Our driver was lovely. Get Fucker. They’re the best……. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Commenting on my Buddy’s Posts
I always make nice commentsOn posts (if good or not)It helps to boost his ego(Even if post’s rot) I’m pleased you enjoy my work…… Your’e welcome…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sold
Write something incorporating the word ‘sold’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SOLD Once I was a big wordSolder, now just soldMy end (er) just got sick of mePoof!, vanished, lo behold Mummy said I should be nicer to my ends…… DM