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From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (wireless printer)

Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:wireless printer5 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (wireless printer)

Our Dog is not Food Fussy

Our dog is not food fussyWe feed, he eats, no probShould you deliver parcelsOver fence, don’t lob…. Is this your dog Fan?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:destructive dog, dog, humour, poetry5 Comments on Our Dog is not Food Fussy

Careful Driver

I’m always very carefulWatching where I goTaking care to miss thingsMiss things as I go…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car crash, humour, poetry8 Comments on Careful Driver

Buying My Petrol

I used to buy my petrolAt any place I stopI now have changed my shoppingI always stop here now…. Kitty always comes out to serve me…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Buying My Petrol

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Turtle)

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:turtle3 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Turtle)

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I Can’t Go For That’ O’Jays (Live From Daryl’s House)

Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inDaily music videoLeave a comment on FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I Can’t Go For That’ O’Jays (Live From Daryl’s House)

Death Certificate

I’ve found an easy wayEasy when I dieTo fill out all the paperworkWhen in my bed I lie…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:death certificate, humour, online, poetry1 Comment on Death Certificate

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

If you want to know what you look likewhen you’re asleep stand in frontof the mirror with your eyes closed

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 9, 2022Posted inQuotesTags:mirror, quote, sleep2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Priscilla and the Annoying Mouse

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’m having trouble working outWhatever’s going onThe little bugger’s playing gamesHere, then next, it’s gone…. Where are you you little bugger…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 9, 2022Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, humour, mouse, poetry1 Comment on Priscilla and the Annoying Mouse

Minister of Sport and Fitness

I do have an importantMentor role to playAs Minister of Fitness/SportI exercise each day…. Yes, a fit and healthy body is important for our youth…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:fitness, humour, poetry, pot belly, south africa4 Comments on Minister of Sport and Fitness

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