They said I hadTo take a bagNo longer couldA buy a bag…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022
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I Got a Problem
I got a bit of problemI don’t know when to stopI’m stuck on green in overdriveIn Spitfire (vinyl top) Spitfire no vinyl top…….. No?…… I’m stuck on green in overdriveNot good not good for headI got to drop a gear or twoLamborghini (red) Happy?…… DM
Blue, Where Are You?
Do you know where Blue is dear?It seems he’s disappearedHe’s in the next door’s paddock dearHe often goes in there…. Shit Blue…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022
A Politician and an Honest Man
Look dear at this headstone“Here lies a politicianAnd an honest man ” he wasOn a truthful mission How economical a use of space dear,to bury two men in the same grave…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Elon
One minute a heroDespised in the nextOpener of hell-gatesWho will be fired next? Will he or won’t heTrump overturnThe ban that out-locked himOr will he return? Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Stan. Warehouse Worker
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I’ve done a lot ot trainingPerfecting this machinePassed (Grade 1) at trade schoolResults (scroll down) are seen…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Robbie Robot
I’m Robbie Robot (back again)Four legs I have (which bend)Wonders of technologyScientists to me send…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Kylie Mole
Actress Mary Fahey(Aka Kylie Mole)Little Aussie mischiefPerfect in the role G’day….. Must take the girl to the National Park. She likes native trees. Likes organisms too……
FCS, Gutters and Me
I’m not a stand-up comicSpewing gutter jokesPeople shrieking laughterGive us gutter more FCS is gutterlessBilly come on inFCS is family-Friendly, all do win The lowest I will stoop to is accepting Lexxie and Trixxie (hussy buddies) into our FCS fold. I’m hoping to raise them off the edge of the gutter Trixxie/Lexxie hussy budsI likeContinue reading “FCS, Gutters and Me”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Patronize
Write something incorporating the word ‘patronize’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxie and Lexxie are hussy buddies. Friends of FCS ODE TO PATRONIZE I patronize the businessRun by Lex and TrixHappy doing businessHappy learning tricks No doggy style Fan. Beginners stuff says Lex…… They hit me with theContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Patronize”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 