Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry

Keep Rollie on the Rails Campaign

Rollie taking excited LMS-ers around the Like -Minders Theme Park. Founder and leader Don at the wheel. (Look mum, no hands) Rollie is living in fear he could go off the rails.He needs weight to stay on. Load weight is important to him. He needs more passengers he says We need more passengers to keepContinue reading “Keep Rollie on the Rails Campaign”

LMS visits the LMS Writers Corner (featuring Eloisa and in-house poet DM)

The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you are different, unconventional, and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. This is one of them…………….. Welcome toThe Like-Minders Society For the advancementofContinue reading “LMS visits the LMS Writers Corner (featuring Eloisa and in-house poet DM)”

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Play That Funky Music’ (Wild Cherry) Mo’Funk

Lyrics below “Play That Funky Music” Hey, do it now Hey, once I was a boogie singerPlayin’ in a rock-and-roll bandI never had no problemsBurnin’ down the one-night stands And everything around meGot to start to feelin’ so lowAnd I decided quicklyYes, I didTo disco down and check out the show Yeah they were dancin’Continue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Play That Funky Music’ (Wild Cherry) Mo’Funk”

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Dominique Bauby)

After a seizure left him paralyzed except for his left eyelid, Jean-Dominique Bauby (1952-1997) wrote the bestselling book “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” by blinking to select each letter as an assistant recited the alphabet to him. There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms

Kenya’s got a problemCondom-lack it’s calledKenyans want to partyParty (women balled) Lack of Kenya’s condomsHavocking sex livesKenyans want to partySex to come alive Four-fifty million condomsNeeded annuallyOne-fifty now they only getSo problem Kenya, see? Dispensers they are emptyHospitals run outCondom condom where are you?Kenya’s Kenyans shout Condoms they did used to beImported, sent round freeImportContinue reading “Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Flounder

Write something incorporating the word ‘flounder’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FLOUNDER I floundering on this one FanWhy? It’s SaturdayAnd Saturday’s my day of restNo time to flounder ‘way Sorry…… DM

Stealthing Now a Crime in South Australia

If you wear a condomYou can have sex with meProtected we will both beConsensual, you and me Just at the crucial momentI didn’t like it’s feelDiscretely pulled it off meDiscretely did a peel Consensual (zap) to non-consensIn one quick simple move(Reader this is stealthing)A crime now in my state Stealthing is a repugnant and disgustingContinue reading “Stealthing Now a Crime in South Australia”