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Just Because I Like It

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inJust because I like it, UncategorizedTags:bath, bubbles, sex2 Comments on Just Because I Like It

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

If you watch Titanic backwards,it’s about a magic ship thatsaves drowning people

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inQuotesTags:drowning, quote, sea, Titanic3 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Slant

Write something incorporating the word ‘slant’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SLANT Slant it yep?Slant it no?Slant the last rhyme?Yep how now Yep yepHow nowWot for?Dunno? Best I could do Fan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inFandango's One Word ChallengeTags:humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, slantLeave a comment on Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Slant

Umpire

Gotta watch closelyThey stick by the rulesLower and lowerI watch for the rules Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:floor, humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, umpire, wrestling6 Comments on Umpire

Jungle Visit Preparation

Just made a visitTo Jungle of ShopFix up my bottomHave fixed up my top Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:clothing, humour, jungle, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Jungle Visit Preparation

Priscilla . Security Guard

Priscilla is FCS resident cat The Istanbul RailwaysAppointed me guardA privileged position(Job’s easy not hard) Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhyme, security, trainLeave a comment on Priscilla . Security Guard

Playground

I love it in the playgroundDaddy helping meSwings and different whizzy thingsDaddy helping me Wheeee….. Shit, you alright sweetie? Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:dad, fall, humour, playground, poetry, rhyme6 Comments on Playground

Chair

Going going cheapThis chair from House of JeepComfortable to sit onBe quick before it gone Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, chair, humour, jeep, poetry, rhyme, selling3 Comments on Chair

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (storm)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:clouds, storm2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (storm)

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (golf ball collector)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inHistorical photos, Little-known factsTags:collector, golf4 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (golf ball collector)

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