Six60 are an Indigenous Dunedin band formed in Dunedin, Otago in 2008. Lyrics below “Never Been Tonight” I knowI know that there have been nights just as warmAnd I’ve seen themSummers, they come and they goWith the moon in the same placeLike not much has changedI don’t know much but I know that Whoa-whoaThere’s never been tonight beforeAnd noContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Never been Tonight’ Six60”
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From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (leopard horse)
Sorrel Leopard Appaloosa, its ancestors were bred by the Nez Perce tribe There is never a timeto stop learning new things
Jeezes
Funny? Feels bit lighterLighter in me truckBetter stop and check itJeezes wtf Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Priscilla. What’s the?Big Deal
Priscilla is ECS resident cat So what’s the big deal?You can open canWhat’s the big deal mate‘Bout opening da can? I thought it would interest you…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Female Snakes Have a Clitoris
Scientists have discoveredFemale snakes have oneTiny small clitoris with whichShe can have some fun The male has been much researchedBut scientists have bemoanedNeglection of this femaleFemale sexual dome Previously the scientists thoughtScent gland attracted maleAnd not a little pleasure domeOf which they could avail There ya go French scientists have just discoveredthis little pleasure domeContinue reading “Female Snakes Have a Clitoris”
Bizarre
VictoriansWere quite bizarreWhen beforePhotogrophar Why? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Just Because I Like It
Batteries Not Included
Here’s a little toy for youPush my button (wiggle)Batteries not included (nup)Push my button (giggle) Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Whiskey Girls and Pasta Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Their agent did approach usFor cover theming pastaWe spiced it up with sexy girl(Record was disaster) Production Notes Perc cooked the spaghetti Post Production Notes We ate the remaining spaghetti The agent sent us a copy of the album in appreciation HowContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Whiskey Girls and Pasta Job”
Mermaid
Look, there goes a mermaid mummyNo dear, it’s a whaleOf the type BelugaA special kind of whale No, it is a mermaidLook, its legs, its kneesLook a little closer mummyLook and you will sees In the past, Beluga whales have often been mistaken for mermaids because of their human-like knees Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 