Look at me mummy I’m swimming Yes dear (sounds fun Jen I text) Look at me mummy I’m floating Yes dear ( you moaned having sex!) Mummy I can’t touch the bottom Mummy I’m sinking real fast! Seems I’ve got bit of a problem here Jen I’ll text you back soon as it’s passed DonContinue reading “Yes Dear”
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Poet Don Saturday Report
Poet Don reporting What’s new on the go? Inside coffee bubbles. Flat Thought you’d like to know Astounding…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here with us
Law and Order
Just imagine a world without murders A world without burglaries or crimes How nice, we’d need no law and order And the world would run smooth all the time But we don’t….. Human depravity prevents this.Without law and order societywould descend into anarchy. Respect it Don MatthewsJune 2020
Your 2nd Amendment has a Lot to Answer For
Chicago last weekend 104 people shot 14 killed 5 children Nothing to do with BLM The Chicago norm Gangs, guns and drugs Your 2nd Amendment has a lot to answer for A 1791 gun fired 3 shots in 2 minutes Your 2020 semi-automatic fires 300 shots in 2 minutes Chicago last weekend 104 people shotContinue reading “Your 2nd Amendment has a Lot to Answer For”
Homework for Donny
I’m going to school and am learning The difference ‘tween women and men My teacher said Donny, for homework Find out what is 20 take 10 I Googled it. My teacher was pleased. Until I told him 497 Don MatthewsJune 2020
Poet Don Reporting
The sword I’m kneeling under It’s sharpened edge I feel Thinking what I last ate last night Could be my last meal Arise Sir Don…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here with us
History Records
I’ve just listened to two witness accounts of an accident I’m now beginning to wonder about history? Don MatthewsJune 2020
Poetry, Me, Graeham Goble and The Little River Band
“A lot of people got into musicto get famous or meet chicks, or whatever. But for me I just loved the art of songwriting” Graeham Goble Adelaide Little River Band “A lot of people get into poetryto get famous, or whatever. But for me I just loved the art ofcreating poetry” Don Matthews AdelaideJune 2020
Poet Don Reporting
I specialize in twiddle I specialize in twat I went to university Am giving all I’ve got You speak true greatness… Thankyou…. Poet Don belongs to the illustrious Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here with us
Kurt Cobain, Bipolar and the Guitar
Dealing with mental health issuesStep 1. Talk about it Kurt Cobain bipolar Committed suicide Only 27 years old Gunshot was how he died His guitar has just been auctioned It broke the world’s record Someone rich now owns it Someone who can afford It sold to an Australian for $9 millionThe guitar features in theContinue reading “Kurt Cobain, Bipolar and the Guitar”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 