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Poet Don on What’s This Thing?

I know you’ve all got Iphones Yes Poet Don…. But what’s this pic on screen? Where might you just have seen this thing? (Note , it’s red not green) (all nodding for red…..) (mumble…mumble….) Doctor Who?…. Well done…. It also has a telephone inside…. (blank looks all round….) You put money in the slot toContinue reading “Poet Don on What’s This Thing?”

Poet Don on Masterpieces

God created woman Second, first was man One always makes a rough draft ‘Fore masterpiece one can Well said…. Thankyou ladies….

Bureaucracy Gone Mad. Again

A mother here in Adelaide Her council made their mark By fining ’cause magician Birthday’d in their park No-one was offended No-one did complain Bureaucracy it just went mad (Here we go again) More concerned they were to Uphold the letter law The other side was unimportant It’s spirit they ignored Rules are for theContinue reading “Bureaucracy Gone Mad. Again”

RIP 50 Shades of Grey

When 50 Shades of Grey Came rushing through our door We all got quite excited, but No longer pant for more RIP 50 Shades Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don’s Q&A on All

A question for my flock…. Yes Poet Don?…. If all is not lost Where is it?| (mumble…mumble) Hiding under a rock?…

Who Let this Aussie Loose?

Who let this Aussie loose? In the bloggersphere Destroying all that’s sacred All that we hold dear ‘Twas me WP… whimper…whimper,… Sorry… . Shit? am I that explosive? Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Scroll Down For the Answer

Cast your thoughts, your minds back To something all around Has the answer twigged yet? Keep on scrolling down and down and down and down Has the answer twigged yet? Quadraphonic sound Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don Reporting on 17 July. World Emoji Day

Listen in my loyal flock Today we’re duty bound To thank all mojis round the world Who lift us when we’re down baa…baa …. Three baas for emoji Shaun…. baa….baa….baa….

Vacuum Cleaner

Have you ever given thought When cleaning vacuum cleaner That you have suddenly become Become the vacuum cleaner? No?… Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Arrested, on Remand

Why have I posted this? A 45-year-old Adelaide man has been arrested. To show how someone can get caught in a downward spiral? Possibly…. Why do people do this? I cannot understand Filming sex through windows Arrested, on remand Mobile phone with children’s Sex abuse in hand Dial it up when wanted Arrested, on remandContinue reading “Arrested, on Remand”