December 2022 – Page 33 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (TV inventor)

The inventor of the television was a 15 year old farm boy who got the idea for scanning an image in rows from the back and forth motion of plowing a field. There is never a timeto stop learning new things

That’s the Way It Goes

Some of us like rhymeSome of us like proseGuess we all are differentThat’s the way it goes Don Matthews May 2020

Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms

Kenya’s got a problemCondom-lack it’s calledKenyans want to partyParty (women balled) Lack of Kenya’s condomsHavocking sex livesKenyans want to partySex to come alive Four-fifty million condomsNeeded annuallyOne-fifty now they only getSo problem Kenya, see? Dispensers they are emptyHospitals run outCondom condom where are you?Kenya’s Kenyans shout Condoms they did used to beImported, sent round freeImportContinue reading “Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Flounder

Write something incorporating the word ‘flounder’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FLOUNDER I floundering on this one FanWhy? It’s SaturdayAnd Saturday’s my day of restNo time to flounder ‘way Sorry…… DM

Stealthing Now a Crime in South Australia

If you wear a condomYou can have sex with meProtected we will both beConsensual, you and me Just at the crucial momentI didn’t like it’s feelDiscretely pulled it off meDiscretely did a peel Consensual (zap) to non-consensIn one quick simple move(Reader this is stealthing)A crime now in my state Stealthing is a repugnant and disgustingContinue reading “Stealthing Now a Crime in South Australia”

Troubling

Red and roilingDeeply bubblingKeep away I’mVery troubling Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Stan Solves an Unusual Request

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We wanted our tap waterDifferent to the restStan tackled all his plumbing thoughtsAnd did solve our request We love it Stan. Very ballsy…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Grippy

I gotta little problemProblem I can’t fixSurface is not grippyGrippy nuf to fix Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Won’t Be Very Long Dear

I won’t be very long dearJust popping to the looJust be there for required timeTo do what need to do Don’t be long dear…. Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Penalty Ticket

You gotta learn in soccerThe ball, right way to kick itThis player hasn’t learnt yetAnd’s got himself a ticket But he’s OK…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022